Congratulations, Mr. HammerheadFistpunch, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Ridgeline pickup which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she wakes up.

There is absolutely no way this is going to happen within a year. They will probably have one pickup next year of an executive to say they did. But regulation will not allow this in mass anytime soon and they know that.

lol no

One could argue that, since this is the sale of cars manufactured in a different state, it’s actually illegal regulation of interstate commerce.

He looks like Michael Caine got drunk in Northern Ireland, had sex with a Pooka, and he is the hairless product of the nauseating union.

Please read the article, then comment. Please. Always, please. Please.

Review tracks! People review cars all the time, but don’t give a crap about the tracks they review those cars onto. So a track review and a complete “How To” would be very interesting given your experience. Maybe a tutorial video to go along in a street-ish car with more regular tires to complete the write up? (slicks…

Well duh ... he’s a retriever.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Two things.

Gay divorces just feel more sad for some reason.

I’d put Patek Philippe above Breitling any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Then I’d add new days to the week just to be safe. Days like Muesday and Thriday.

Oh, I bet we can do good and still make SOME fun of each other.

Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik

Maybe when you’re drunk, the pictures seem weirder to you?

Congratulations, Mr. Hatchback Man wants a FIAT 500 Abarth, on COTD! My award to you is a FIAT which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes blowing bubbles.

This is a most terrible and inopportune time to not have money.

I don't see it as pointless variant of the Evoque, but rather as a posh Jeep Wrangler. When you look at it like that it makes much more sense.