Have you ever considered introducing yourself over the phone as “Sargent, Jordan?”

Manfred might say it’s driving fans away. I call it baseball, and he can fuck right off. That whole chess match was thrilling as fuck.

Buried lede: they make Butterfinger Reese’s cups???

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”