I thought saying “obama vs fallon” with a clip of colbert was shade before i got it.

Nearly perfection. One suggestion: rinse out the conditioner after you shave so that it is sitting in your hair longer.

naw man. as someone said upthread, tits, pits, and bits.

yeah, but i shave my legs, which is really just v. meticulous washing

Most “moisturizing soaps” don’t actually have any soap in them, though. They’re just lumps of perfumed grease.

Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint,…

Same here! Except I do pee in the shower. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I’ve read about people who don’t use any kind of soap and apparently they smell just fine, so I think it’s okay. I use your method and it works.

Soaping them and taking a razor to them is a pretty thorough cleansing, in my opinion.

Nope! I wash the smelly bits and let gravity do the rest.

Entire economies orbit around this shit, though. There’s huge profit motive for literally thousands of people just based off the drama of this one divorce.

Kids learn by example, not books. Love your life in a way you want your sons to live their life one day.

Team Nobody.

They’re pretty sure he’s a Mooslim.

Yeah but the Americans voting for Trump probably dont know or care who the Dalai Lama is

America I swear to Baby Jesus if we elect the man that the Dalai Lama is mocking we don’t deserve nice things ever again.

When the religious leader most associated with universal compassion mocks you, it’s time to take a look at your life choices.

It breaks my heart that young people of color in this country have to have The Talk from their parents because it’s just expected that the police will mistreat them. My white six-year-old daughter comes home from school telling me that the police are her friends and they get bad guys and I don’t have the heart to tell…

The worst one I keep seeing is “You can’t believe everything protestors say” the implication being that their explanation of events is some how worse than the police’s, which is just fucking ridiculous when we’ve seen how often the police just blatantly lie and obfuscate.

“The video doesn’t corroborate our story, but trust us, it’s our story that’s right and not the video. Because video, much like science and the female orgasm, is a just a bunch of lies.”