Also, the person she “left” her child with was that child’s other parent. If it was a succession of hired nannies I might be willing to entertain some speculation (although being raised primarily by paid help has worked well enough for enough people for long enough that I’m not even really ready to raise an eyebrow)…

Yep. Fuck today. Just fuck it to hell.

Try explaining an 8 year gap on your resume caused by raising the child you birthed out the vagine. I’m convinced that I’d have an easier time finding work as a paroled felon. Advanced degrees and an awesome resume? Too bad you shat out a bebe, honey. You’ll never work in this town again!

And this right here is what pisses me the fuck off about our parenting culture in America. Parents (well, mostly mothers) are expected to be able to fill every single need for their children single-handedly. A parent is expected to be a caretaker, teacher, cook, laundress, cleaner, food source, and crafter-in-chief.…

I think Kim could do Marilyn if she wanted, I just find Kanye irritating because he seems to feel the need to diminish other people for doing what they do and being successful at it. (I’m not really a Taylor Swift fan, and that was a dick move.)

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE it if Marilyn Monroe rose from the dead just to call the Kardashians boring.

Misogyny dictates that a woman known for her exceptional physical/sensual appeal must therefor be stupid and untalented. Marilyn was a joy to watch in films and many of her performances are very underrated.

Right?! People keep saying “why doesn’t she do more speeches and interviews”. It's called letting him destroy himself people!

Yeah whoever is running her Twitter is doing an amazing job. And I'm not mad that it is someone else cause that's what presidents do. They delegate bitches!

That’s how shade works! You should always be left wondering if 1) it was, in fact, an insult and 2) whether it was intentional. Mommy burns are the best...

It will just be Hilary constantly saying “I’d like to give my time to Mr. Trump to continue what he was just saying.”

oh god yes I’ve literally been planning the food and guest list for my debate party since June

Political shade is my second favorite shade. My favorite shade is my mom’s. She is so shady, it’s not really about figuring out whether something she said was shade or not, it’s whether something was intentional shade or unintentional shade.

I totally agree with Kara that my favorite shade is political shade. Clinton is a goddamned redwood!

Marilyn had talent, Kanye. Sit the fuck down, clown.

Please let there be debates.

Maine is full of innocent white people who would be working hard and leading productive lives, except for the drug addictions forced upon them by minority drug dealers. See also: Planned Parenthood employees tricking women into pregnant and/or getting abortions.

Yeah but Free Range would be a pretty good name for a drug dealer

I tweeted this before but it bears repeating: What is with these weirdos and their binders full of people?!

Firstly, even if he were right about the majority of drug dealers being out-of-state Blacks and Latinos (he’s not), Maine is 94% white, so who exactly are the drug-addled customers, Le Page?