Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness...

correct. and they aren’t even the GOOD gawker trolls. they’re like, the guys who the Gawker trolls wouldn’t let in the cool troll club so now they’re trying again over here. It’s not even sporting to mess with them, honestly, but I’m in a mood.

I think we’re getting an obnoxious influx of ignorant fucks with too much time on their hands now because they can’t troll gawker.com anymore.

I read that as libertarian and was confused; everyone knows that Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans are the part and parcel of communists.

Tailored specifically for the Jezzie crowd.

You’ll find they do great political coverage over here and always post on gun control stuff so you’ll have opportunities galore to keep up the good work.

I love you on Jezebel, honestly

Thank god I’m a librarian. The day they enforce a ban on Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans is the day I turn in my retirement papers.

THANK YOU

I wonder if anyone has ever told these guys that the reason for all the bad energy surrounding them has to do with the fact that they are head opposites. For those of you not versed in phrenology, cranial polarity is when someone’s head shape is the inverse of their nemesis head shape.

Bald dads cradled by Mike Tyson

Wait, I see something else there!

Message to my bald dads post-feud:

why does that gif of aretha remind me of this gif?:

Don’t you fucking dare, 2016. Don’t you do it.

You know, a part of me is relieved that the Slot hasn’t covered Trump’s egregious remarks about the Black and Hispanic communities this past weekend and his insistence that people of color can be lumped together in some ghetto where we walk on the street and “get shot”. I’m relieved because it spares me from exerting…

“You don’t bring me flowers... You don’t sing me love songs... You don’t unfurl giant posters of me and show them to business acquaintances... anymore.”