The real question is, how did he get the words “Make America Great Again” to float on the air above his head, attached to no discernible object?

It has been said before (and often here on Kinja) but can you imagine the GOP’s thunderous outrage if someone from Hillary’s camp spoke so openly about killing Dicknuts Donald?

I mean: are these batshit motherfuckers are trying to get her killed?

Should I ever get divorced I hope you’ll be my lawyer, just so I can say: “Meet my lawyer - Twatwaffles.”

“she “lacks the mental and physical stamina to take on ISIS.”” and yet, somehow, co-founded it anyway.

They’re trying to craft a TBI from a few awkward moments that Clinton’s had while completely ignoring the *constant* actual unhinged and/or awkward statements from their own candidate.

A couple of weeks ago, we officially entered into the “I know you are but what am I” strategy phase of the Trump campaign.

God, men are so emotional

What amuses me the most about the Clinton scaremongering is that it’s coming from people who absolutely worship Ronald Reagan, who really did suffer from a neurological condition (alzheimer’s) while in office and hide it from the public. I’m sure every single of one these people would retroactively defend Reagan’s…

You don’t get early onset anything at 68. If you get it at 68 you just get it. Early onset my ass.

Funny, the first time I heard of Martin Shkreli I was immediately able to diagnose him with advanced terminal Being A Prolapsed Anus syndrome. (I’m working on getting this terrible condition recognized under the name Shkreli Syndrome.)

This, for me, is the biggest sign that the establishment Republicans are scared shitless.

When have trolls ever been swayed by facts?

I believe that Bill Clinton raped her. I don’t believe that he went home, told his wife since he’s running for governor they should probably deal with all the women he’s raped and suggest Hillary intimate them. Much more plausible is Hillary was told it was a consensual relationship and if this exchange took place, it…

Well, even if a man rapes a woman, it's not his fault. Blame his wife!!

A lot of people on Jezebel love to criticize me for not being an avid Hillary supporter. I will vote for her because she isn't Trump, that doesn't mean she was my first choice. But the reason I don't trust her is that she always seemed willing to let other women's lives be destroyed by her husband so she could advance…

You’re not wrong, but that’s a very different subject. We’re not talking about actual incompetence. We’re talking about feeling incompetent when objectively, by any rational standard, one is not incompetent. Is, if anything, very very competent, so much so as to be often rewarded and lauded for it.

That is...oddly comforting?

This color. Tho you may have given me an idea for an etsy store...