I meant you specifically TBH bb

ahem

/lights match, drops on trail of gasoline, saunters away

don’t worry, they’ll tell us where they fit on the list

what about Male Jezebel Commenters™

I’m going to very carefully list the states that go red in November and then plan to never live in those states (...again. I’m in one of those states sadly)

god i hope you’re right.

There’s gotta be a German word for it.

Yeah it was too much about six months ago. What’s a word for too much too much?

Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

That is clearly the best use of your time.

I love the Chris Fitzpatrick sketches because I feel like anyone who went to a Midwestern public high school remembers a kid like that. Or two.

This one always cracks me up

I loved Taran Killam as Jebidiah Atkinson. (This gif is about Charlie Brown and Peanuts.)

The SNL machine needs to get away from producing instantly forgettable sketches and back to its roots: instantly forgettable movies that started as instantly forgettable sketches.

Taran is so talented, Pharaoh does such great impressions. That being said, my new favourite if Kyle Mooney. His shorts are amazing, his humour is so understated. Love it.

“welp we don’t need an Obama any more, kbai”

“ya’ll” [sic] is a contraction of “you all” and should therefore be written as “y’all”