I really liked Adele and One Direction was pretty funny. It’s not a bad concept, James just needs to tone it down and let the stars shine.

Awkward silence. Punctuated by the GPS. Which is voiced by Rush Limbaugh.

I kept being afraid that his wild gesticulating would hit Michelle Obama in the face.

“Copywritten so don’t copy me, Yall do it sloppily" @Melenia

Cue the conservative dimwits screaming how undignified Michelle O is being and that we need someone to bring “class” back to the role of first lady.

I wanna see the SNL spoof of Republican Car Karaoke.

Ted Cruz was there for only one reason, to outline the platform for his 2020 bid. He is all about himself and his ambitions. It will be interesting and terrifying to see if his gamble pans out.

I mean, she’s not stupid. It had to be deliberate, but...visual dog whistle?

Is there some sort of sensory based impulse that causes people to do this? Why?! Why?!

Looks like she started the Seig Heil, then somebody in her earpiece monitor said “GODDAMNIT LAURA BEND YOUR ELBOW, NOW IS NOT THE TIME”.

Hey girl.

Subtle.

Obligatory man bun appreciation thread? Obligatory man bun appreciation thread.

Now that’s a textbook “Seig Heil!”

I worked at a TGIF for four years. There is some actual grilling and sauteing going on. Lots of deep frying. Some microwaving. And a lot of weed dealing.

God, I love her. I know it’s so uncool to say out loud but I love every stupid song and ALL her remixes, which are amazing.

Wait... I thought the ‘cooking’ at TGI Fridays was just outing frozen shit in a microwave...