I refer to this as Chastity Through Speed Dating

So basically NO ONE READS THE BOOKS???

I actually like Kit as Jon Snow. But he definitely has a case of “who farted?” resting face.

But it needs sound effects. It's even cuter when you hear babies making "raaaar" noises.

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, I expect amazing celebrations for my birthday. But I orchestrate them myself because I’m a grown-ass adult. “No cards or gifts please: just come to my home and imbibe all this lovely alcohol I’ve purchased for all of us as we dance and karaoke and game.”

So funny, because we call our baby “our drunk roommate”

I managed to bite my tongue when my ex got engaged after 3 months of dating the girl he met after me, after dumping me because he just didn’t want to be involved in anything serious.

Also what the fuck do you think social media is for?

I’m here for the baby photos - don’t let me down commenters! Let the irony FLOW through you!

What I find hilarious/sad is my friends who went from “OMG I hate all these baby pictures on Facebook, who cares?” to “OMG look how cute my baby is every moment of the day!” as soon as they popped out a rugrat. I don’t have kids and don’t want kids and baby pictures never annoy me. I guarantee that every single person…

People who get irrationally upset over baby photos freak me out. It is the MOST INNOCUOUS SHIT EVER. No weirder than anything else friends post.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DOING THIS TO ME IN MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!!!” and hung up.

Most frightening part: they believe their own bullshit. And so do many, many others.

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

Also as a side note-I’m not so sure their God would be into the large amount of face make up Michelle is wearing.

While I am not a huge fan of demonizing sugar, it is more the other habits of people who eat lots of sugar that correlates to the issues associated with it I agree the list is pretty good. However, there are some low-carb zealots who will even demonize vegetables because, well, they are fucking stupid.

I can’t help but think that the angry folks criticizing ESPN for giving Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award are the same ones who would have criticized ESPN for naming an award after Arthus Ashe in the first place.

The irony is that all the hate Caitlyn Jenner gets over this just shows how much courage it took to go public in the first place