hey guacamole, you’re a little spicy today. xo

Don’t you know it’s bullying when you won't let someone bully someone else?

roomtemperature: [drives to hospital]

To book him you just need to fill out an application.

Man, I need new glasses.....I read that as ‘Christina Aguilera’. I read ‘Christina Hendricks’ as ‘Kendrick Lamar’ in another post about her being on Sesame Street, I don’t know what the fuck’s going on with me today.

‘You could probably even get him to hold up a “Bush Did 9/11” sign’

This is actually the best argument for the scene that I have heard besides Steggy shipping, so thanks for that. I am also sad it had to be Peggy, and I wish that hallway strut had been her last scene.

Practically all famous artists (like artist artists) have and are brands.

“Going through”...LOL, poor poor them. They have to “deal with” plastic surgery and “the spotlight”. Boo-fucking hoo. Plenty of people their age are “dealing with” way worse things than any Jenner/Kardashian is.

I give not a solitary fuck what the hell this twit and her idiot family have been going through. If they wanted to deal with anything with a modicum of dignity they’d go the fuck away and get away from the cameras but they won’t because they’re trifling as fuck and thirsty as hell. And I have no fucks to give for…

I don’t give a fuck about her gaining wait.

Probably because their mommy and daddy gave in to then when they were being demanding little shits instead of being a damn parent to them.

Why do people call CSRs and tech support and think “maybe if I’m a huge enough asshole, the problem I wish to remedy will magically go away faster? “

Gosh, your job sounds kind of like mine today. I swear to god if another motherfucker interrupts me on the phone today, I'm gonna go all Carrie on this joint.

Abortion: It really brings out your inner child.

Their mothers presumably made the choice to continue the pregnancy. Some women do. That doesn’t mean that it’s right for ALL women to be forced to carry their rape pregnancies to term, especially when you consider how many states allow the sperm donor rapist to fucking sue for custody.

All due respect to these women conceived via rape but I don’t have one fuck to give about their opinions on this matter. I care about the women who are looking at being forced to carry their rapist’s babies and give birth to them. Those are the women this is about. Screw this asshole and these women for thinking their…

We asked all the married couples to come out on the dance floor and then the DJ whittled it down to the couple who was married the longest (40 years for the couple at our wedding) and we gave it to them. I saw it done at wedding years ago, then it went to a couple married for 60 years, and it was really fun. People…