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What sorcery is this?
(Also I agree with your points. But columns, man. COLUMNS.)

I am totally impressed by columns.

And I don’t find him as physically attractive as I once did. I’d still fuck his soul out, but yeah.

It wasn’t really about men at all, was it?

You jest, but having a good ear makes many social situations a minefield. “How did you like the band/show/play/etc.” becomes an exercise in Kissinger level diplomacy.

Holy crap, you made columns.

Tina, I read your comments all the time, and you are so not a boob punch I can’t even tell you. That’s exactly what I was thinking about this guy, too.

Yeah, in real life the way he talked to me would be a major consideration. (Is he condescending???) Also, at my age, I’m a little cynical about truly dazzling men - their expectations are sometimes a little unrealistic. (Depends on the guy, of course.)

Definitely that, plus what are we looking for here? For a fling, the most important things for me would be 1) is not creepy/asshole, 2) looks. For a serious LTR, looks matter fairly little, but shared values and goals, enjoying each other’s company, ability to weather difficult times, etc, etc, matter a ton. If you

Pretty sure this has happened to everyone. First, you feel straight up insulted someone so gross could POSSIBLY think you’d ever date them. Then, you feel straight up disgusted with yourself over the realization that this is how you really think.

Honestly when I get dumped I go into a cycle of “all men suck” so it likely wouldn’t matter HOW attractive the dude was. If he was MORE attractive than the guy who dumped me, I’d think he was trolling me or something.

“I can totally use your emotional pain to put my dick in you!” - Sociopaths.

Good Lord, no, of course I meant it. You couldn’t have been more gracious in your reply to me, and I appreciated it!

I went to to high school with Luke. I’ve seen him naked more times than I can count (locker rooms). He’s actually a pretty nice guy.

BRB taking my phone to Michael’s to frame this comment.

Bernie Sanders. I want him and Warren on the 2016 ticket STAT, damn it. /cries self to sleep at night

So basically... if a woman wants an abortion it’s completely unacceptable.

Thanks! Second one worked.

Huh—it works fine for me! Try cutting and pasting?

I know it’s not Courtney Stodden but: