“Sources” “close” “to” “me” were at an event where he was present the other day and he looks a lot like how my grandma would want a President to look. Not sure if that will serve him well or poorly, but it’s interesting that we’re talking about a male candidate’s looks in this way.

At the end of my pregnancy, I kept having my doctor reassure me that the craziest things were “perfectly normal.” “Doc, I look like I’m walking on two enormous marshmallows instead of feet, I’m hungry all the time but can’t eat without severe heartburn, and I get winded walking more than ten feet. Also, I'm speaking…

He has a handsome but unmarked face, like a random guy in an allergy medicine commercial. He needs some sass. Hopefully he’ll bring it in the debates.

Preach. I’m pregnant with my fourth child (yes, I’m crazy) and I keep going into my doctor with new problems and she’s like “Well yeah. That’ll happen.” Dude. I have read much and experienced much and I still don’t know shit. Tell people these things!

Yes, Planned Parenthood is infinitely better. It’s not an abortion factory; it’s an organization devoted to women’s health.

Considering Arizona just passed a law requiring that doctors tell patients who are considering a medical abortion that the procedure is reversible, I’m not surprised there is no oversight. It seems to me that politicians very much want women to be lied to about abortion.

Whoa. That's so fucked up.

This information always makes me so fucking infuriated. You know what’s medically dangerous? PREGNANCY. With an abortion, you get some anesthesia and zip bop bippity pop, it’s done. With my C-section, they gutted me open, put my uterus and intestine on my belly, and then sewed it all back into place. I couldn’t walk…

I was OBSESSED with Fairuza in this movie.

just start one

Well, OP can just post another Bugs-sawing-off-a-state gif and have done with it, I suppose, while the rest of us deal with real issues.

“Vows of abstinence break far more often than condoms.”

If you say so, but you’ll miss us when the huge young Hispanic population comes of age and starts voting out all these assholes who made political hey out of threatening these voters’ abuelitos for the last 20 years.

Sane Texan here. I would claim refugee status in a heartbeat. I would have to leave some of my (non-immediate) family behind, but so be it. I’d probably go to Denver, but I don’t know if I’d able to find a solid oil & gas job. I enthusiastically vote, most recently for Wendy Davis (D). I hate almost all our…

Didn’t we all have that post-”The Craft” “lets start our own coven” moment?

OMG, I so badly wanted to be part of a witchy, goth, girl-gang.

As someone who has lived in Texas, and Florida, and four other states as well, I’m going to accept any #notallTexans, actually. This kind of shit doesn’t help. There are actually a lot of people in Texas fighting against this kind of bullshit and I’m not going to dismiss their efforts like that.

Texas is a large state with a higher per capita income than California and a vast wealth of natural resources, and access to the ocean and one of the most important ports in the region. They’d do fine, draconian social politics aside.