NAILED IT

Jon better treat Boxer with the respect he deserves!

I’d love to, but it’s not mine to share; I don’t think my friends would be very impressed if I put a picture of it online.

Had to be done because that shit just looks WRONG

I think that’s what most people do tbh. I don’t think most people expect the gifts will be new to the couple, upgrading to something nicer is usually acceptable as long as prices don’t go too high.

Shame on those stupid female scientists, responding to what the reviewer actually said instead of completing ignoring the blatant sexism he explicitly stated as his reason for rejecting the paper. Women are so illogical, listening to the actual words that come out of men’s mouths and judging them on their merit.

I made this face at that pic.

Hello, I’m John Mayer and welcome to the uncanny valley....

Haha. What a manhor.

The Sims: Boring People

uncanny valley john mayer no thx

This picture is giving me a video game-y vibe. More specifically, Grand Theft Auto: Douche City

That picture....

It definitely was.

Wasn’t this an episode of 30 Rock?

Jez and GFY are the only reason I know anything about western pop culture anymore...

KHALEESI IS A TITLE. BARACK OBAMA’S NAME IS NOT “PRESIDENT.”

Obviously I am on the record as having many, many problems with GWTW. That said — she NAILED that character.

You never get back to your old self. Not mentally or physically. Sometimes it’s big changes, sometimes more subtle.

The last 5 pounds? Well that's just fucking adorable.