I just don’t see it. He’s made a career of sitting in the back of the room and pointing out the ridiculousness of the political establishment (a vitally important function I have enjoyed for years). He may occasionally step forward on issues he cares about (veterans), but I don’t see him making a second career of it.…

He is entirely too smart to run for office. He wants no part in that shit show.

It’s not. It’s just not.

If I wanted to wear a fur vest, I’d just shave my arm hair.

“I stopped at the farmers market in Malibu the other weekend and I was astonished at how every single middle-aged woman in a 100-foot radius was wearing the same identical outfit”

Who searches for Ralph Lauren?! It’s like it’s 1996 again. Lemme bring up Lycos!

The more interviews of his I see or read, the more I want this man to be my next president.

“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough”

This doesn't undo or lessen what happened to you, but that sounds like dementia on his part.

"Every 5 minutes from then on out, she came up to me demanding to know why her BCO wasn't ready...

If Christendom spent as much time practicing the teachings of Jesus as they do sexualizing him, the world would be a much better place.

No. She squirts it DIRECTLY ON THE TABLE. The kids proceed to finger-paint the entire table with their chicken strips, ketchup, and Splenda concoction.

I’m doing my best to accept the fact that no matter how “cool” I thought I was, in a few years I’ll basically wake up one day as this guy...

It wasn’t a “Big Dog” t-shirt, but I’ll get there. Baby steps, my friend.

I just turned 30, and can confirm this is true. I woke up on the day of 30th birthday and immediately tucked tucked my t-shirt into my jeans before walking outside. I didn’t plan it, but by god it felt so right.

I still have time..I STILL HAVE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

It doesn't matter where you go. Because there will be Australians there. Find the Australians.

But what of burned out people in their mid 30's ? WHAT!?

Are 25 year olds desperately clinging to what carefree youth they have left who smoke cool as well?

???