NICE.

“For the mouth part of your face!”

HILARIOUS!!!!!

YES! Especially since there are whole franchises based on that concept!

Substitute coke for the meth, and psychological harm instead of physical harm, and that resembles my first (and only!) job hostessing. It’s like a law that servers have to torture and abuse hostesses.

Agreed. I immediately found my “Jeremy Piven in PCU” boyfriend my freshman year and latched on tight.

I the northwest they have Couer d’Alene = “Quarter Lane”

It’s a silly dance white people do making circles with our fists and bobbing our heads around the opposite direction. It was big in the 90s. Think “Night at the Roxbury.”

That movie was so fresh (haha “fresh,” I’m so 90s) when I was an undergrad, that the greek orgs on campus explained their group identity as they compared to the groups described in PCU.

Well, the gringo “Sandjah Cento” is a statewide mispronunciation, as opposed to a local phenomenon.

Meanwhile, I see ppl I haven’t run into in months and they’re all, “How are you losing weight? You never talk about it!”

That’s exactly how I started! I also really like MFP, but that kind of in-your-face data logging is not for everyone.

I work out 6 hours a week but I don’t feel the need to shame others into living my lifestyle.

That scene will never stop hurting my face.

Ah, yes... so this was just slightly before your time, but you will surely adore it, albeit nostalgically.

HOW CAN YOU BE SOMEONE WHO WORE A HEMP NECKLACE UNIRONICALLY AND NOT REMEMBER THIS MOVIE?!

In your defense, that would be hard to know what exactly to Google!

I <3 FOOD. Always will. Try to take delicious food away from me, pull back a bloody stump. RAWR.

There are some tender, juicy truth nuggets all up in this article. Thank you so much for this story. I’m not “there,” but I relate in many ways.

In OKC, they have one that truly baffles me. Air Depot = Erradeppo. If anyone from there is reading this... EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.