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I hope the plaintiffs never have to work a day in their lives again. This is shit out of a 3rd rate porno.

In the years since, he has been a reliable producer of out-of-touch, tissue-thin pronouncements on the perils of our secularized, technologized 21st century lives, virtually all of which rightly can be interpreted as passive-aggressive nostalgia for what Family Circus comics told him “outdoors” might have been like

Here’s why they did it. Because they can and there will be absolutely NO REPERCUSSION to their bottom line. None. Nata. Zip. Zilch.

So you don’t get a ticket for driving barefoot; you get charged for the ten pounds of crystal meth that was in the trunk?

I know that must have been hard for you.

My first statement is always “I’m calling about the car you have for sale.” If their response is “Which one?” I hang up.

It gets worse. It gets much MUCH worse. If there is such a thing as “spiritual abuse” that's it.

Our children were created for friendship with Christ. Before anything else, this is their chief purpose in life: to be Christ’s friend.

No physical evidence? How about a shell casing/gum with DNA, video surveillance footage, tire tracks, etc. There were complications, sure, like a lack of a clear motive, and no murder weapon, but there was plenty of physical evidence.

While there wasn’t a murder weapon, there was a mountain of other physical evidence.

Defense Lawyer here - Generally, no. If he takes the stand, yes. These are all probable answers because it's not my State.

Circumstantial evidence can be some of the most powerful evidence there is.

Homie, where did I use the word “all”?

That looks like Jaden Smith's tweets strung together into a blog post.

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

I've got to admit- "Everyone's Tolkien" is brilliant as far as puns go.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

I think I understand why Sulkowicz wrote what she wrote to him, but I truly don't understand what she thinks the university or anyone else is supposed to do about it. The only two people who know what happened are her and the guy, but if she has no evidence, whether physical or circumstantial, there's not a whole hell

"Nah man, I don't wanna go to the Super Bowl, I'm going to an awesome Super Bowl party" said a guy who clicks on banner ads about the liberal conspiracy to steal our food

Of course! My perspective going into it was this: How do we know what happened? Really, I just wanted to know where the nine miles figure came from when I started. That's far from shore and pretty specific. How did all these reporters know it was that exact figure. That question lead me to more questions, especially