Thanks to presbyopia, the older I get, the more attractive the larger models become.

Agreed. On the other hand, he sang “Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome” twelve days ago.

I once took a rented Mustang into a Times Square intersection and remained there after the light turned red. (I couldn’t move.) The cop literally yelled at me before he gave me a ticket. I was stupid. I learned my lesson.

None of them are funnier than the Toyota Turd TRD.

It reminds me of the plastic letters with little magnets in them that I played with as a child.

That could also mean that there was less demand than expected, so that there are more available to ship to non-Apple stores.

I love/hate that thing where they get really close to someone who is attempting to grab them and then bolt.

Did you guys break Consumer Reports? The website seems to be down.

Have women infiltrated farting? I thought that was still just us.

When I was about 12, my mom forced me to visit a local attorney and ask for a job as an “office boy.” There was no posted job; Mom just thought it would be good for me. The attorney was polite, but she wasn’t hiring. I was so, so, so embarrassed.

It’s interesting that this is happening as more and more devices use solid-state drives that would presumably reduce access time for the pagefile.

Lawns are not entirely useless. Aside from their aesthetic benefits, they are carbon sinks. This blog post claims that, after accounting for mowers, fertilizers, and irrigation, a one-acre lawn sequesters about 120 pounds of carbon per year—not much on a per-lawn basis. But that would mean that 50,000 square miles of…

My 160 GB iPod was lost/stolen a few weeks back. I considered it a bit of a tragedy because it had almost enough storage for my entire music library. The most storage available for a on a new iPod is 128 GB, for $400, so I bought a 128 GB Micro SD card ($72) for my Samsung Galaxy S5 and downloaded most of my music to…

Advil, aspirin, Tylenol... something that relieves pain and inflammation.

We know someone whose C-class Mercedes mysteriously ran into a tree, in broad daylight, necessitating the purchase of a new car. I think his husband ended up getting a Porsche, giving him the 5-series BMW instead.

He could bring me to tears of laughter in a way no other SNL comedian ever has. If he was playing one note, he played it brilliantly.

Can you use AirPlay to play music from Spotify on a Windows PC through an Apple TV? I can do that with iTunes, and I’m wondering whether I’d lose that ability if I switched to Spotify.

I can’t tell whether the agents the author queried using her own name were the same agents she’d queried before. If so, that could affect their willingness to read additional submissions by someone with the same name. (I realize that’s not going to explain the entire phenomenon; it just seems like a potential partial…

I took this on vacation last week, and would have submitted it if I weren’t on vacation!

I like having the choice between aspartame (which causes memory problems for me) and sucralose (which makes me depressed).