It does sound good.

She needed some fast cash.

This is our chance to see cars driving!

Steven Soderbergh directed the Emoji Movie under a pseudonym.

That's kind of fun, I guess.

NASCAR is big in England, only they drive the opposite direction.

John Henson would make sense, he wrote all those episodes of Wipeout.

That's right. People only call Texas A&M a "cow college" because it was founded by a cow.

I think we have a title for the new James Bond film!

Um, I think you're forgetting a little film called "Mamma Mia"

Daniel Craig, James Bond picture, what do you need, a roadmap?

Also, the first letter of each article should be illuminated by burnishing it with gold foil.

go on…

How do you know what to buy?

I only pay full price for art on principle. That's why I'm seeing The Emoji Movie in 70mm projection at the IMAX theater.

The crossword puzzle.

Why don't we all just get miniature Nielsen boxes implanted in our eyeballs?

Unfortunately they all think that.

Employers don't really see much of a difference between their employees and the copy machine or the telephones, and those have chips in them.

No problem, that's perfectly understandable **Toasterlad is laid off the following month**