chihuahuas are crabby. My grandma had one and it would bite everyone except her.

"allowing a healthy, amused skepticism to ossify into cynicism and self-satisfied superiority, then into nihilism, then into blanket, misanthropic hatred"

It's actually $100 mil for TWO movies, so you can see it's really a bargain.

You Never Get a Second Chance to Make a First Impression

He should never get out of his car the whole time ala Tracey Jordan.

Isn't that what all video games are, when you get right down to it? *cosmic*

It's about people coming to terms with things.

I enjoyed it, but I don't remember it being that funny.

I guess we'll have to take your word for it.

Everyone's a paragraph expert.

I can't wait until It, Christine, and Cujo team up to fight Superman.

These don't. Unless round is funny.

Since I don't see him here, let me describe it for you…

He'll be out just in time to be a judge on the new American Idol.

It's for those of us whose cousins had an Atari 2600 but we did not.

The Punisher: Go Sit In Time-Out

What's his position on, um, er, lunch?

But the toppings contain potassium benzoate.

No, you're going to have to take communion with a gluten-free wafer.

I'm richer than many five year olds.