Never having seen a ceiling would be weird.

No adult should care that much about their own birthday.

Gwen is right, Andie MacDowall and Hugh Grant are the worst couple. Andie managed to be the weak link in Groundhog Day as well.

It's hard work peeping through everyone's windows and trying to write down which show they are watching.

I think he and the republican legislature have been in power long enough now to disenfranchise any non-Republican Wisconsin voters.

I think microwave cheeseburgers are beautiful.

If kids aren't hungry, how will they learn to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and marry a trust fund millionaire like Paul Ryan did.

Exactly. Unlike those greedy teachers and ironworkers who are eating surf and turf for lunch every day.

It's just a quip, you can still like them.

The brown bag lunch shows how down-to-earth and blue-collar he is, which you can also tell by the way he would thinks workers should have no collective bargaining rights.

In the latest Star Wars they ended up on the all-inclusive tropical resort planet.

global warming

"Where exactly did you acquire the severed head?"

A "witch hunt" against the show? No wonder they don't want to satirize rich white men with persecution complexes.

Yeah, Chad is the worst boss ever.

She was the best part of The Smurfs.

Unfortunately they bargained away their health plan for a free keg of beer at their meetings.

It's remarkable that Tony Macaroni is posting comments from beyond the grave.

I bet Bob would have traded it all for the ability to eat 72 hot dogs in one sitting.

At least they still have their dignity.