You know, for kids.

Hopefully to release them into the wild.

That's easily fixable, just fill the rest of the cast with seven footers.

Due to the weight loss from removing all the moisture, it takes 100 whole turkeys to make 1 pound of jerky.

Hmm, a plan fiendish in its intricacies.

You say that until the vending machine falls on you because you were rocking it to get the latest Nora Roberts unstuck from the dispenser.

This won't be a problem with the new Amazon Prime High School. Pay $99 and your diploma will be delivered for free.

I'm not giving you any cocaine until you stop stabbing me.

Also, this is obviously just a small first step on the road to some master plan that we don't know about.

A "food hall" sounds very British Isles.

Attn Amazon Prime Members: if you bought anything for one penny during the recent pricing event, you will be killed by an Amazon Drone.

If you read the context clues, the missing word is obviously "skyrocketing".

Exactly how many sacks with dollar signs do you need to hold $13.7 billion?

No science fiction please.

Your odds are pretty good. There must be 1,000,000 impractical jokers episodes.

That is a really poor man.

Don't bury anything in that Pet Sematary.

He was pretty funny in Red Heat and Real Men. At least I remember thinking they were funny when I saw them.

Jim Belushi was replaced by his non-union Mexican equivalent, Kevin James.

She makes a mean haggis.