Bring back Big Shirtless Ron!

Will someone give Tim Allen a chance, please?

If you're pointy-headed elite liberal who wears your overalls with both straps buttoned, it's not for you.

This is great advice. I love hot and sour soup.

Really? My kids liked all of those. My middle one slept on Wall-E sheets for 4 years. They also liked the Cars movies.

He's just cranky because his wallet is so heavy.

"We need three more damn Grand Slams, now!"

I've never heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt".

You're being awfully generous.

So you don't like swears, but you didn't mind when the Chef was machine-gunning all those people

People flying is blasphemous.

Jack Black is digitally removed in the clean version.

Hey that's enough cursing, this is a family website.

Batman's a scientist.

The backstory where Mater is committing genocide would make an interesting movie.

AA Dowd is not mad, he's just disappointed.

The banana in the tailpipe is what pushed Beverly Hills Cop to an R. Times have really changed.

Topped with maple syrup and chunks of sasquatch.

It's like you're not seeing him in real life.

Comments included "the floor was sticky" and "my seat was uncomfortable"