I haven't seen The Mummy yet but at the end I'm pretty sure Tom Cruise gets bitten by the mummy and turns into one. Then over the closing credits he also gets bitten by a Wolfman and a Frankenstein.

This is what happens when you limit your restaurant choices to suburban chains with lots of parking and little chance of encountering a minority.

I liked the Wolfman movie. It was a solid, old-fashioned horror movie, I thought.

I think you pinpointed The Mummy's problem: lack of a Chris.

Did Lionel Hutz at least repair Cosby's shoes?

those are cool! I like the 70s paperback vibe.

You wouldn't get much emperoring done that way.

He's available in Canada except the Canadian version replaces "bitter cynicism" with "genial courtesy"

I guess you didn't see those Ocean's movies. He really made me believe he was constantly eating stuff.

He's a master baiter.

How'd you like a job at Ben and Jerry's?

Trump: you mean the Russian mob only did me a favor because they expected something in return? For shame.

You suck McBain!

Some people prefer potato-based chocolate.

When he was boy, football was called baseball.

Suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of chocolate to feed them?

Don't worry, nothing could possi-bly go wrong.

As long as you're lactating, fine.

There's a version out there that is just the vocal track, it's really cool.

It's pretty much the same except you think about Chevy trucks and Budweiser.