Would you tell Billy Bob Thornton you beat him by three minutes?

What a hero!

He may not be dishonest, I've never met Harrison Ford in person. Maybe he talks like he's standing behind a door.

and Red October is by far the best Jack Ryan movie.

This was really interesting. I didn't know Caitlin was that kind of Penzey.

Inside it's mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

I don't think he'd do that, they are each other's only friend.

Yeah, our secretary of state does it all the time.

Don't you worry about Trump, let me worry about blank.

A True American would never say that.

Chile is Mexico's non-union Mexican equivalent.

Harvard DID need an international airport.

Can he get Katie Featherstone in some more movies please?

Andy always knows the right thing to say. he'll only say a few things per show but they are almost always right on.

Hands over bag of money

"If you liked Green Hornet, Invincible is even more fine and mostly amusing"

how many more rapping kangaroo movies are there going to be.

Did the talking dog make the stories better, or tremendously better?

90% of movies could be improved with the insertion of a rapping kangaroo in post production.

Whoever it is, hopefully he's able to make his single tuft of hair jump off his head when he's surprised.