Keep watching the skis!

That's OK, you're just not the kind of supermodel that looks nice or can walk.

So you're saying he's proactive.

Robot schoolboys vastly outperform human schoolboys on spelling quizzes.

I'm sure it's full of HP Lovecraft monsters. Better not go.

Formerly KFC Arena, formerly Blockbuster Auditorium, formerly Houston Municipal Center.

I would go if Michael Bolton is making a guest appearance for Pirates of the Caribbean.

Drug Test The Walking Dead Before They Can Receive Medicaid Benefits

Mm hmm, well, that's… very good… for a first try.

Fear The Living Electric Mobility Scooter

Cosmic.

What do you have against kids crying on TV

People forget he started his career as a precocious youngster on a show call Doogie Howser MD.

My water dish is empty!

Me too! and its so useful in real life.

They did a good job with the trailers for this movie. They only had Olaf and Sven in them, with scenes that weren't even in the movie. The result was we brought our two boys to see it, which we probably wouldn't have if it had been marketed as a princess movie.

Adele Dazeem has been taking all of her good roles.

Either way, you're not getting my phone until you pry it away from my cancer-riddled, truck-flattened body.

118 feet divided by 3 feet per pedestrian equals 39.3 people you just ran over.

Can we use the funds to buy a hideous bronze statue of Pairesta?