To combat this trend, North Dakota just made it legal to run over anyone who's carrying a smartphone or protesting.

Bring back Yvonne Craig. Kids will want to see the original Batgirl.

The Garth Brooks Juice Diet would be the best movie.

Hopefully at least two hours are devoted to Aquaman's attempt to marry a woman without gills.

Get me my sword, ho.

As I look back, I remember fondly my enrollment process, where, had you been there, you might have heard me say Hi, I'm Peter Graves

It's usually something else biting you, like bedbugs, or sharks.

Trump's hair is full of spiders.

ha ha I was watching that one last night. "Why is it so neat and clean in here?"

He won't be tiny anymore after he feasts on your corpse.

It doesn't even say TRUMP on it in big gold letters. Sad!

*confidently puts on poop emoji hat*

Yes, yes, we all remember those *calls Gjetostbuster's nursing home to come pick him up*

Now hiring Bill the Accountant and Wendy the Tax Attorney

It's a throwback to a previous business era before conference calls, when having a meeting involved a lot of travel by ship.

I know, I wore my orange TLC smock every day for 2 years.

I was just about to post an almost identical thought. Plus Anna Bocci was adorable.

They don't know what it's like to be a bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans.

That's the cutest thing ever.

If you go to Chuck E Cheese as an adult once, you'll never want to go again.