I had to take a second job to afford Legos for my children.

Happy birthday, Fandango got you a library of major studio releases and next-day TV shows for purchase or rental.

Why don't you just tell me the movie synopsis you'd like to hear?

This is my favorite thing about the AV Club, it introduces me to cool stuff I've never heard of.

Yeah, I just saw Creed at the budget theater, Jordan and Stallone were both great.

appeal to the Tina Belcher demographic.

My mom would never do that. She hates Jimmy Buffet.

My sons can't even hit the toilet so it doesn't really matter if the seat is up or not.

Hopefully Donald Trump appears in this movie.

I thought those were those air fresheners your grandma plugs into every outlet.

Now, now, it's easy to stereotype.

When he died I cried like a big dumb homo.

John Wick II: Higher, Faster, Wickier

The action begins when Common forgets to water John's houseplant while he is in Italy and it dies.

airplane.

You built a wall around my heart.

According to WornOnTV they cost $425.

the real gravy train is Gold Bond Medicated Powder.

The only episode I've seen is the Halloween one. but the image of Adam Pally in a baby bjorn is enough to make me want to see the rest of the series.

It's getting so you can't even buy a decent election anymore.