Ryan Reynolds to star as "Green M&M." this movie will cost 500 million dollars.

Buck up, young actors. You may never get that one big chance, because Ryan Reynolds got 20 of them.

that's like choosing which of your billionaire children you love more.

Orgies are really more for emotional healing.

Hey those earphones cured my sciatica.

You will need to buy a new power cord with a differently shaped plug to watch the show.

Yeah the real-life guys who end up on Dateline get paid a paltry amount and then screw the whole thing up.

affirmative action is keeping him down.

How does he sleep at night.

Because they blew their chance to kill Hitler, now they get no guns at all.

I didn't know Diane Ladd was her mother either. I did wonder how Bruce Dern's genes produced someone who looks like Laura Dern.

There's no bear in this show. We said WE would call YOU.

Scalia looks like he could die anytime. He might very well have died while I was typing this.

Oooh lala mr. fancy french man.

I just saw To Live and Die in LA for the first time, and there's a lot more dong in there than I expected.

It's a good start, but "sneezing" is not a personality.

I know and the Arby's people are getting upset.

thank god

We need a backstory for each one of the dwarfs.

some have cigarette butts in em.