Think of all the wacky email mixups in that office.

He's Dominic Monaghan's grandson.

Have a salmon puff.

There will be a lot of discussion about whether he is a top Assistant District Attorney, or Assistant TO the District Attorney.

"Please note these updated bank routing numbers for any future transactions."

We're going to stifle free speech if we call everyone a racist just for saying the white race is superior to others.

Yes, and the Ghostbusters are women.

Oh Mockingbird!

You're right. Get Adam Lambert on the phone!

I feel like my life has lost all purpose and meaning.

Deadpool 2: Ryan Reynolds 1,000,000th Opportunity To Become A Movie Star

It sounds to me more like they decided a tie football game by whoever was ahead at the end of the first quarter.

Great as usual. What a great bunch of stories.

Celebrity ichthyologists are just in it for the money.

How many Dukes of Hazzard movies do you need?

Enjoy! I'll be at the fifth Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, I'm sure.

It's an interesting strategy — punch your actors until they give you the performance you want.

Not with that attitude.

Yeah, in the West Hollywood Jimmy John's.

Even our celebrity twitter beefs are being co-opted by corporate interests. Is nothing sacred?