Get a hold of yourself. This is lamb, not A lamb.

Well James was unavailable since he's dating that Japanese body pillow.

That's exactly the part I was thinking of. So dramatic.

Shazier's shouldn't have been a defenseless call, though, it was just a straight up spear. You can't spear people.

We can't get ahold of Riley, he's at the Rascal Flatts concert.

Yeah, don't they put noodles in their chili?

Whoever looks at him funny in the cafeteria.

I think Shazier's hit was much worse. They both should have been called.

The Patriots will be OK if they can defend Alex Smith's patented 3 yard completion on 3rd down and 4.

Yeah I don't understand their love for that big fat rapist.

D'Glester Hardunkichud

No, McAdoo doesn't rhyme with Nantucket.

It's easy, if you're watching the playoffs, you're not watching the Browns.

Jim Nantz is a humorless scold. It's like having your wife's aunt announce football games.

Where's my calzone!!

I'm sorry, we no longer want to hit that.

Super Size Me inspired me to never watch anything with Morgan Spurlock again.

I think he was one of the "Mc"s on Grey's Anatomy.

well, now you're just being silly.

I want one where she fights a Pirhanaconda.