If you're waiting for a movie with racism against American Indians you haven't been looking very hard.

He's making giant pancakes with a snow shovel and creepily involving himself in his niece's love life.

I can see why she wouldn't want Duckie though.

wow, you got tattoos? i got a poster, it's hanging right here in my cubicle.

you know, for kids.

It's common courtesy.

Easy, I'll just upgrade my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. I already have an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration.

They should have bought a Dodge Ram like we do today.

MegaPinto

Now asbestos-free!

The freedom to tell jokes like this is why Seinfeld is so worried about the PC police.

Are you saying, UNDER OATH, that Peyton Manning is not on HGH?

I just went to their website to find something to make fun of, but now I want to watch it.

You have a Steve Harvey-like ability to correctly identify people.

Some poor page is in charge of cleaning his chair.

Do you think he'll retire? Or will they have to wait until they come back to work some Monday and it smells like a corpse in the office.

It's like you've been inoculated against Jim Carrey threads.

Frank Stallone.

Cancer is cool if you can blame it how much tail you were pulling a la Michael Douglas.

Yeah, like in real life.