"Jim won't be on set today, he has the plague again"

Yeah, why would you hire Jim Carrey for his voice? The thing he gets paid for is to act like a maniac.

I know it sounds pretty boring, like what's the least entertaining part of stand-up - the negotiations between the club and the comics. But the book was actually pretty interesting, and sad too, some of the people went on to be David Letterman and Jay Leno, but others didn't make it even though they spent their…

"Good Grief!"

That's because they were so subtle.

His passion is inspirational.

Talking with your buttcheeks is really a lost art.

heathen.

also it had Jim Carrey

We're talking about American Jesus.

/Film hasn't seen any films since 2003.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler maybe.

It means you better get caught up quick.

Might as well start planning it now. Who's got the garbage bags?

He'd probably fall into your grave.

Hey You Guys!!

I told you, I don't speak Spanish.

Un gato malorodo!

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He's on twitter, try tweeting at him!