Norman Lear has a lot of good ideas for that.

As long as they keep the theme song to Greatest American Hero i'm fine with it.

smoke plenty of menthols to prevent colds

and then a space whale jumps out of the water and eats them.

Hey, as far as we know Yuri Luiz ALWAYS wanted him to direct the Star Wars movies.

It's narrowly beating out Marco Rubio's boots so far.

The odds of George Lucas directing the sequel are approximately 3720 to 1.

Suspiciously, all 7500 signatures were in George Lucas' handwriting.

Two wrongs don't make a right. You should have learned that in Sunday School.

He paid off my car!

"This is Jeffrey's favorite" there now I'M a barefoot writer.

He's freed himself from the tyranny of shoes.

*stabs doll of Lupin Addams with pins*

What evidence do we have that she is a witch?

guh?

You just got yourself a loyal viewer.

Yeah, wouldn't that be fanning the flames of gentrification?

There are too many big words in this article. Please remove three.

Finally, someone brave enough to stand up against the little guy.

Angry but profitable, Harrison Ford.