Sisters are doing it for themselves!

Will this be an Adam Sandler collaboration?

That will give me time to get caught up.

"Detroit hasn't felt any real pride since George Bush went to Japan and vomited on their auto-executives"

He should just say Jeb! in response to all questions.

Except for that Young Republican guy in college whose lifelong dream is to work on a political campaign.

Now THAT's sarcasm.

Yeah this is good, that last pigeon I sent out never came back.

Juan Oliveras.

I'm guessing this will be 95% TRUMP.

Yeah, it's not a cynical act, he's totally into it.

You're thinking of Marcus. *edit* Ben Grimm's was better

Control-F has apparently eliminated the need for organization of any kind.

Is there a theater in the basement of the Alamo?

Thanks!

It's like when I was giving people a tour of my first apartment. "Here's the chair, and here's the bathroom."

Actually it's a well-known fact that the pyramids were built to store tangled up Christmas lights.

Way to neglect your Egyptian fanbase.

Was it Vaseline mines?

Yeah and all it cost you was a staph infection all over your whole body.