Dear Mr. West,
Please accept our apology, we hope this open package of tube socks will ease any hard feelings.

like most 70 year olds.

*60 Minutes falls asleep in front of Wheel of Fortune*

Did Chris Christie go to college? I like to have a lot of elbow room.

I haven't watched South Park in a long time but that is what is kind of off-putting for me about stone and parker, is that attitude like everyone is equally stupid, except us.

mmm, I can taste the raw eggs

It's about people coming to terms with things.

He hasn't had a carb since 2004.

aw, i got stuck with freezing stuff.

If they want us to know who he is they should make a movie about him.

Which one has the rich Corinthian leather?

I'm seeing double, four cloaca jokes!

Also they weighed 3,000 pounds, so dropping one would cause the building to collapse.

It's a simple statement on the monetary/fiscal policy relationship to macroeconomic stability.

You better start bartering, in a couple years maybe you can work your way up to a goat.

I thought he was forcing us to marry them.

I say we move to Chuck E Cheese token-based economy.

i know i feel depressed for him. I bet those days where it says "the president has no public appearances scheduled" are the only good ones.

If we don't build that wall, all our grandkids will only be speaking Spanish.

We'll all just have to postpone going outside for another couple of weeks.