They aren't stopping the crazy monster movies, are they?

But seriously, a monkey could do his job.

Thanks to your enchanted prostate.

How did an Alien get into America during the Trump administration anyway?

a honey-cake.

Maybe it ONLY works in Turkey.

He was in really good shape in that movie.

Blast from the Past is great.
"Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor."

This would be better as a colonizing Mars reality show.

America has spoken, it wants to be a totalitarian dystopia because the tv shows are better.

WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!!

"Sinatra warns AV Club: knock off this commie bunk or it's ring-a-ding-ding for you bozos"

This article really got the ol' commenter testosterone flowing.

Well, he's safely up in Disco Heaven (that's hell for him, you dig, pally?)

I'd like to see one of the three shows at the City Wienery - I love Chicago style hot dogs.

Comcast's trump card is sports. When we (briefly) got rid of cable that's the only thing I really missed.

Florida Man Deserves Love

This guy is really interesting, thanks for the article!

*giant hook pulls Muwarr90 offstage*

Don't be so condensing.