"Yeah baby! Sequence that genome!"

I can't excape CineCraft, my little walking libary.

Whatever, it's a mute point.

That's slander, sir.

But what's the movie going to be about

That's funny, but not ha ha funny.

This comment has me vomiting with laughter.

My left, or tom's left?

War of the Worlds 2: World War II

Massacre of Mankind has a massacre in it!

If the Martians come up with a cure for the common cold, I say more power to them, and they deserve to take over the planet.

You blew up the sarcasm detector.

We'll call it "The Martian"

If you outlaw boards, only criminals will have boards.

How about shirtless Tom Cruise trying to throw a baseball.

Don't worry that's just Flowers By Irene making a delivery.

So you're saying Friday the 13th is the Milk Duds of movie franchises?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday

Gwyneth Paltrow

Hulk Hogan was the mastermind behind 9/11?