Yeah that stuff about his teenage daughter was pretty dumb. She can't say something is sexist? Give your own child some credit.

Delta's cookies are delicious. They're the best choice since you only get six peanuts.

Seinfeld's Jewish!? Next you'll be telling me Woody Allen is.

He had a funny TV show in the previous century.

He really stuck it to Big Airplane Food.

there are unlimited outlets to hear an old man complain about kids today.

There has to be some way 50 Cent can make money off of that.

This will only be funny if he is playing a Major League pitcher.

that disqualifies 90% of the actors in the US.

He's unavailable.

He can't fit it in his schedule.

The ad said we are looking for a Paul Shaffer TYPE.

Yes, but it's BYO smug sense of superiority.

It's more of a Ball A&M idea.

I think you meant to post this on the "how was your weekend" thread.

It wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick.

that sounds like heaven.

I've never learned a single thing about football from Gruden. What's the point of him.

"BLM Protesters Incite Violence By Being Shot"

I think your pro poker player comparison is good. Like wearing a backwards baseball hat and wraparound sunglasses indoors.