Regular Show is for stoners? Great, I've been letting my kids watch it. They're probably doing marijuana now.

I hope that kid develops a crippling drug addiction for humiliating her like that.

"Whose pool house did you wake up on top of after the wrap party for Return of the Jedi?"

ooo, I've wasted my life.

Based on that logic every high school wrestler should either be called "Worm" or "Impetigo".

I heard Henry Rollins do his spoken word thing at our school. He told a story about how he had to get beat up by Al Pacino while making Heat and how it was obviously ridiculous because he could have crushed him easily. We know he didn't really beat you up, we don't think movies are real Henry calm down.

No it was a simpler time, when the country came together to enjoy a man talking with his buttcheeks.

I also starved to death and then became unemployed during Obama's terms.

Does somebody have one of those? Probably it's someone like Mark Cuban who has it hanging up in his downstairs bathroom.

This is the kind of stuff they don't teach in our politically correct public schools.

Leonardo DiCaprio escaping Tom Hanks on it in Catch Me if You Can.

It was going to be a movie about a killer shark terrorizing a New England town.

Maybe the review is from 40 years ago.

The themes of great art are truly universal.

In the first draft of his screenplay Rosebud was a Rolls Royce until that was deemed to extravagant for a wrap party gift.

He can't, they had to take the metal plate out of his head because every time he ran the microwave he pissed his pants and forgot who he was.

the Fraternal Order of Police is now boycotting this entire thread.

Or she gets her memory back and leaves you for Edward Hermann.

Would you rather be fat or in prison? Those are your choices.

Now you tell us.