We have devoted the entire American basic cable industry to finding ghosts and have failed miserably.

*soils self in mild interest*

The best part of them is seeing the spooky old abandoned buildings.

It's nothing but hard, splintery benches.

The way around that is in this show they are looking for ghosts but they accidentally find Bigfoot.

I saw Yo Wok Eeem in the new Star Wars trailer.

not with that attitude.

I'm Still Here 2: European Vacation

*gets out checkbook*

Technology's cyclical.

*Bach plays over the loudspeakers*

I, for one, welcome our new XX overlords.

pfft, Bigfoot hasn't done anything this year.

"I'm Basting a Turkey With my Tears", "Don't Look Up my Dress Unless You Mean It", "I'm Sick of Your Lyin' Lips and False Teeth"

I think a lot of the problem is people like her tend to live in small white towns. If she worked with or lived by different types of people she wouldn't be so scared.

To capitalize on the Rutger Hauer craze.

Maybe Reginald VelJohnson can accidentally shoot one of them.

That is kind of a scary subtext to those ads: Buy Pace picante sauce or be murdered by vigilantes.

Which one would get to wear the short-sleeved shirt and tie combo?

You should never ask your limo driver what tribe he's from.