James Bond travels back in time for some reason.

I'd rather slit my wrists than come back into work on Monday.

Wonderful, wonderful screen shot.

That's why I like reading about the show, I enjoy the recaps and I don't even watch it because I feel like it might be a little to intense for me.

He didn't really want to be president but unfortunately for him his dad is still around, being disappointed in him.

Is the smart brother Cletus Bush?

We don't know if Jason is the evil twin though.

These sound like fun, AV Club should start one of these in Minneapolis for my convenience.

I come from a long line myself.

No one's stopping him from speaking publicly. The question is whether SNL is tacitly endorsing him or legitimizing him by having him host their show.

chicken parm you taste so gooood

—Johnny Football

*hands doesitmatter two bags of money*

Who's a better actor, her or Aaron Rodgers?

The same way everyone reacts to Guy Fieri.

It's a weird movie, it kind of gave me the creeps.

Yeah that was a good line. Maybe Sam Barsanti should write a pixar script.

Cars 3 will just be one long monologue by the tow truck.

It also means Larry the Cable Guy is the third richest person in America.

At least she's not watching 4.5 hours of TV a day. You're a good imaginary dad.