I loved these books, there was so much detail on each page.

They are disorganized, with many glaring omissions.

He was eating a packet of crisps.

He should never have walked past that Arby's, he might have breathed some of the air.

…but you're not not saying that.

Also he's played by Benedict Cumberbatch.

*Hunger Games files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy*

Well he broke his leg, and he gets in a plane crash about once a month. You'd be crabby too.

We don't want to lower our standards to admit women when all these white men are here purely on merit.

I think it's a Predator.

Here's a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

It probably depends what they do during the day. If they are at a a day care center there is probably no tv at all. But if they are at home or even a home-based daycare there are a lot more opportunities to watch tv.

Getting them to wake up again, now that will cost you.

Maybe someone whose child was eaten by a night leopard.

Get back to bed Lurker or I'll spank you back to the stone age.

They are undermining our bedrock tradition of marriage by having an unnotarized birth certificate.

I guess Deadpool's sidekick is Tommy Kramer.

It was the same show that Forrest Gump was on.

Every year, with no fanfare, Jim Carrey buys 80,000 measles vaccines and flushes them down the toilet.

Ironically Kurt is now a model citizen who got filthy rich of his line of Beats headphones.