I hung it on me wall!

That's not true, Mr. Rogers was buried in a suit made out of puppy skins.

That's not green.

Starz: Enjoy Us Until Your Comcast New Customer Promotion Period Is Over.

I'm hoping my next flight is delayed because the pilots are figuring out how to distribute the big bag of money they found on board.

This was a really great feature, thanks!

Won't the zombies starve to death?

They're burning in hell.

I think you're ok, the bible doesn't mention hobos at all.

white trash.

I saw that movie. Is Greg Kinnear in some kind of financial trouble?

*sigh* I wish I were dead.

as in each other's wives?

That's just a stereotype.

You're implying that a group composed entirely of gay Jewish Asian wedding planners will… breed?

They should have hired the medical examiner, she was my favorite character.

Stamper Flakjacket

It's a mute point.

Meanwhile production on Candy Apple Island is going great.

Be quiet or we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes.