People know your name, but you don't know theirs.

Damon Albarn sounds nice.

Stepford Libertarians hahaha

It's a trap. Once production starts she's going to poltergeist them mercilessly.

you shouldn't feel bad you should get angry and start arguing.

That's more like one of those Magic Eye things that everyone else sees but I don't.

I've got to start watching this show.

Jack Donaghy was ahead of his time.

Boy this show has a lot more layers to it than I assumed.

It's a euphemism for "extremely unpleasant personality"

"I need that to speak"

Don't praise the machine.

Do you ever get the feeling your just going with girls because you're supposed to?

especially Cubs fans themselves. Did you see that Bartman documentary? That sums up everything you need to know about Chicago sports fans.

It comes with a frogurt.

If you have a better idea they would love to hear it.

Bash sounds like one of Sarah Palin's kids.

Donald Trump has several.

Not if you grow into the right kind of mermaid.

This comment has everything: anger, passion, despair, and all in one line.