But first Sean Hannity will give you a noogie.

Sure, they worked for years at the Packard plant.

Lorne Michaels buys his cars at Colin Jost's dad's Acura dealership.

He's not charismatic enough to be a writer, I guess.

The main thing they are based on is sound, though, which is simply tracking and recording your weight.

Is that him in the wagon?

I'm voting for that honor roll student from Highland Park Middle School.

It's easy to forget Canada, all tucked away down there.

Some animals are just jerks.

You might say there is a little bit of rescued animal in all of us.

Yeah CBS should be all over this. They could have Tom Selleck come in and arrest Robert Redford.

Thanks for taking one for the team.

Yeah what's he doing back there? Come out here in the light so we can see you.

That would be a license to print money. My kids spend hours watching people play Minecraft on youtube.

Whichever one is still alive.

Your coworker is a jerk.

All that money Warner Bros. gave the producers isn't going to spend itself.

America will gladly pay for these streaming services just to spite Comcast and Time Warner.

Yeah with enough drugs you can be perfectly happy watching 12 straight hours of QVC.

Now let's do that 2000 pound man thing.