I see Hillary's adopted Bill's signature thumb pointing.

CNN says a lot of things.

If the red-blooded conservative shoots his TV halfway through the debate does he count as a viewer?

I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate.

I guess CNN will be giving all its electoral college votes to Trump.

This is a real thing? I can't wait!

loctroid please step into my office. You too, snitchy.

"I'm playing a fat secret agent"

Who needs this luxury box when i have deadspin's twitter account?

Just don't get any fans in the background or you'll be sued for slander.

They don't really care about the players, though, they care about their image. If they thought it would increase revenue the NFL would have publicly executed Ray Rice.

I believe Roger Goodell suspended Teti.

I spent all my money at Concussionpalooza this year.

So Raymond got it half right.

Sportacus does have a fantastic body.

Enough of your Borax, Poindexter!

I hate you for your low self-esteem.

That's by far the worst thing about parenthood.

Say what you will about Trump but he does have some energy and charisma.

Then they cash their fat social security checks from the money I make watching YouTube at work.