Hey Andy!

I could believe it. sometimes people who are really distinctive-looking as adults were funny looking as kids.

The moral of the story is, never finish school.

Don't you worry about poop, I'll worry about blank.

But Ben Carson ruined it by drawing little guns on all the slaves.

—Toy Story 4

That's the best lie they could come up with? Why didn't they say he was a pirate who got caught sleeping on watch duty or something.

"Gee thanks Crazy Uncle Blastoff, Merry Christmas to you too!"

I don't think anyone else saw the movie.

Hey, any chance I get to do a horsey dance, I take it.

For a billion dollars they could hire real superheros instead of actors.

There will be no additional benefit to you.

My wages, on the other hand, have been lapped by inflation.

and for 10.99 per month they will de-Sandler the classics.

I thumb through your magazines.

Yeah pope, you don't see Netflix in Cuba do you?

Like when a clown dies.

Immigrants are taking our Netflix.

That HD camera on 30 Rock made him look like he was back in The Hunt for Red October.

Yeah I'd be interested to hear his objection. Maybe it was just the fact that he didn't get to pick the actors himself.