At first I figured she’d keep it, but then at the end she tells her daughter this means they can finally get her a pet rabbit, so I am very glad for her that she got it and hope she gets truckloads of cash for that shit.

I used to watch Antiques Roadshow with an old roommate who would always say, when some ugly shit had a high estimate, “Check, please!”

Don’t even watch the video a local TV station did on this story then because you will need the whole tissue box once you hear him talk.

And, “Just give me a call. I’ll be there. On time!” I can already picture the locally produced commercial. 

Mr. Reggie’s Lawn Cutting Service is the feel good movie of the summer that the world needs. I want an entire Mr. Reggie’s YA series.  This kid is awesome.  

Mr. Reggie is so pure, I can barely deal.  

That what you stated, Mr. Reggie’s Lawn Cutting Service, says it all. 

Seriously, this article gave me two reactions:

I’m.. I’m not crying, it’s just really dusty is all... shut up!

Fcuk that lady. I’m not wasting energy on her or her bullshit beyond this sentence.

The constant interactions between police and our children, even if innocuous and uneventful, changes our children. It can be more than a damper on their day, but a damper on who they are, or who they believe they are or will be.... This is shzt has to stop.

Remember, when you hear the words “sources people say” from the Fake Media president, often times those sources people are made up and do not exist.

You know, I think trump reflects American culture all too well.

Let’s face it, if America was gonna go authoritarian, he’s the bloated, vapid, crusted orange, sleaze bag phony we were always gonna end up with.

Go ahead and punch him in the nuts. We’re all about to die anyway. Hell, give him a titty twister for me while you’re at it.

He looks a lot like my best friends brother.

*writes up business plan for Black Truffles Matter Café*

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.