Tara's all "Keep scratchin' , kid - it helps you develop your manual dexterity which you must master if you are to become an Official Opener of Cans".

Yes! Barely got thru it. #FML

Marry me.

Bono is called "Bono" by friends and family and his wife/kids use his real surname, Hewson.

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Yale (ok, not the law one, but still) gave gwb an mba.

I lived in Milwaukee for a while and one of the upsides was Raptor Saturday at the Audubon Center. I agree with what some of you have said here - you just aren't prepared for what these birds are like up close.

Good point, zu-zu. Now I think the story has the tang of b-llsh8t .

Marry me.

That Prince Jackson kid looks rather oafish.