Two waters, two coffees!

typical ambush journalism by the vile lib media smdh

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

omg

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

Actually, the one cool outcome of all this would be if Taylor was doing a performance art piece about heteronormativity and ended it by marrying Karlie.

Mutual bearding.

A vibrator, over a TV, pointed at a male model.

A vibrator, over a TV, pointed at a male model.

Can’t wait until 8/4/2020

This will serve as a warning to all of the doping cheetahs in the Olympic village.

I’m sick of Deadspin’s political commentary. Why are you guys showing a Trump rally? Stick to sports.

I’d like to think he’ll just forget about it and move on to the next start, but as we all know, an Elfin never forgets.

Pour it!

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

So lots of tongue, got it.

Same way you kiss a grandpa or a frog.

They sure left that part out of the factory tour!

Yeah—you really can't go on these things in earnest and retain any integrity at all.